SCATTER STANLEY

Why i've decided to tell you about my disasterous day in the form of a limerick i'm still trying to fathom, but really, if i don't laugh, i'll cry!
So here's my homage to POLLY BEAN

ONE, When sending e-mails

you really really must

make sure you've read through EVERYTHING

and don't just trust your gut.

"Oh please sir won't you hire me

I promise i'll be great!"

Just try and ignore

(you absolute clown)

my glaring big MISTAKE.

I definitely pulled this face

TWO, When sending e-mails

and after this mistake,

make sure you've not just sent this out

to practically an entire estate.

It's really not the way to go

to get your one dream job.

More likely now

you'll sit around

and become a JK* Slob!

I can't believe this was the best caption Google had.

So after all this learning

I think suffice to say

I will not make

this same mistake

until my dying day.

I may send ridiculous e-mails

and deem myself a scatter,

But really when it comes to it, it DOESN'T EVEN MATTER.

*(Jeremy Kyle, obviously)