Zombie Face

This weekend I learnt a number of things:
     ONE) It really is OK to go to a cocktail party in jeans, a t-shirt and cloggs.

Hello pretty little clogg.

     TWO)Most bouncers are nice. The remaining few are VILE. It is not ok to refuse someone entry
               a)because you don't like the way they are dressed,
               b) because you clearly have as much dress sense as a flea on a dog hair on Katie Price's old
               spandex shorts, or
               c) because you want everyone to know that the ridiculous tattoo on your forehead actually
               means that  you are a 'real man'. (The refused person in question being male, not female)

Sorry, you are not very pretty.

THREE)If the delightful special bru-driking ladies making up the hen party that I met on the train back from
               London have all managed to find someone who willingly agreed to spend the rest of their lives
               waking up to them, there really is hope for the rest of us.

       You learn something new every day.