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Monday 4 October 2010

O EL VODKO

WHAT did I learn this weekend?
What didn't I learn this weekend?!
Probably too much for a list of three but i'm all for being radical.

ONE]   The Flapper is actually a really great venue.  Set by the Venetian-like canals [maybe true] in the heart
           of Birmingham's character-filled [not true] backstreets, there's something really charming about the
           intimate space in which bands from all cities would surely feel at home.  This Friday it was the turn of
           O Children in the midst of their first UK tour.  Once again they were pretty much faultless and captivated
           the entire room with their effortless mix of controlled noise and delicate melodies. Cheerz boyz. I definitely
           suggest you catch them at the Royal Albert Hall [bit cool] on Wednesday. SEXY.
This is a sign language 'o'.


TWO] Having talented friends is always a good thing. It is definitely OK to:
                             a] go to Propaganda if you're getting in Free.I.P
                             b] drink all of Matt Horne's Vodka
                             c] drink all of Matt Horne's Vodka [OK] whilst your friend's tour manager gets started on 
                                [not OK] by a chav made of s t e e l and sponsored by Nike [not OK+1]

I am not sure why, but this appeared when I typed 'Matt Horne' into google images. It's OK though. I love looking at percy pigs too.  I do think that 'percy' deserves capitals though..


THREE] Recording vocals in a different city after four hours' sleep is never ever going to work really, is it?
             The only vocal capabilities you'll have will be:
                            a] asking to 'pass the Nachos'.
                            b] mentioning that your head hurts at least 1267843898 times, and
                            c] 'BLEURGH'

Don't ever even think of buying these. They smell [and taste] like cat food. Actually, even the cat didn't like it.


On the plus side,
I did get to see my beautiful three month old baby cousin at the end of all this.
He farts pretty loudly but smiles even louder, so that's ok.
AWW
x

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