BIG FAT WASTE OF ENERGY

TODAY I learnt that some days you almost don't learn anything. Up until five minutes ago I hadn't learnt a thing. Everything I encountered today I already knew, apart from that fact that:

ONE] I don't understand energy bill leaflets: Why is everything written in pence? Nobody walks into a shop and
         says, "ooh the chicken kiev is on sale today; its only THREE HUNDRED PENCE". This achieves two
         things:
              a] It makes it difficult to quickly relate this to pricings your brain is used to calculating in split
                  seconds, for example: 'this is not that much cheaper than a whole chicken', and
              b] It makes things seem considerably more expensive than they actually are. If my bill is
                  seven million pence a quarter i'd like to hear it from someone important and not a dull little leaflet.
           Tomorrow some lucky person in customer services at this well-known energy company is going think
           they've been phoned by a five year old. Sorry in advance, because obviously you're reading this. And I
           don't have a 'thing' for chicken by the way.

Q: How much energy does it take to power these two
Stormtroopers?

A: NONE. There were men inside the outfits.

Tomorrow is Thursday.
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STANLEY