PREVIEW: THE CRIBS @100 CLUB W/CHINA RATS

TOMORROW might only be a Wednesday, but it will see me making my way to Converse's Get Dirty gig at The 100 Club with none other than The Cribs as the headline act. China Rats will be supporting, straight from SXSW by way of... Leeds? You could be forgiving for thinking this band hails from some New York time warp [going by their soundcloud], but are perhaps a bit 'cleaner' sounding than the Cribs, which perhaps isn't a bad thing. We don't want to be filthy before the watershed, do we?

The Cribs. Minus Johnny Marr. Plus some weird haircuts.

BANGIN'

Review and dark dark pictures to follow.I'm going to feel seventeen again. YAY

It is also Margaret Thatcher's funeral tomorrow. Apparently the streets are going to be filled with milk in 'protest'. All I see that achieving is:

     a] wasting quite a bit of money

     b] wasting quite a bit of milk. Thing how many bowls of Crunchy Nut Clusters you could have with a St Pauls

         worth of milk?

     c] drawing all the cats from within a ten mile radius into quite a relatively small area. This will just be noisy
         and probably quite loud. One cat purring is pretty decibelicious [don't judge], let alone five hundred.

Have you learnt anything this week? Other than the fact we all like to bomb each other?

STANLEY

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