BYE BYE LONDON

TODAY is my second to last day at work. I've been in London [and at this job] for 1 year and 8 months and have had a wonderful time; however whilst I am moving on to greener pastures [in the literal sense. I actually miss trees] I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for making my time so Londony. In celebration of my departure, here are a few things I will miss about my job:

ONE] The colour

There was always a way to brighten up the 't' word.

TWO] The creativity

I like to think my colleague Holly had a choice in the matter, 

but she didn't. I just went ahead and

Art Attacked her computer.

THREE] The snacks

Although we'll all probably lose weight during the Christmas

holiday as a result of this monstrosity, the snacks [who

were always there for me] will be greatly missed.

FOUR] The Phone

We've had some good times and bad times.

We've even had The Times.

FIVE] Stavrini Koumi 2

When I adopted Stavrini Koumi 2 she was almost dead.

I nursed her back to life, gave her all the light she needed, 

even put her in the view of other trees. I leave

saddened by the news that no one will look after her, but will rather

quote let it die unquote when I am gone. Apart from the glaringly obvious gender

error, I am anxious about her future.

Thank you everyone at Cision for a wonderful 1 year and 8 months. I will miss you all. But mostly my plant. Not really, I'll miss you.

See you later at the pub.

Love

STANLEY

whatstanleysays@gmail.com

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