DEARY ME

Last weekend I learnt that:

ONE] No less than eight facts make me super compatible with George Lamb.

         This is good because: a) I have a free ticket to see him in three weeks' time.

                                          b) All I want to do is have his little grey-haired babies.

Quelle Sauvage, Sauvage!

TWO] Ice is really good for a) chewing, albeit unlady-like in a quiet restaurant, and

                                       b) singing about, albeit a little cheddar cheesy.

THREE] I am probably the clumsiest person i'll ever know.

             It is neither big nor clever to fall off a bus onto your face, hands and knees in the middle of the day, in

             the middle of Croydon, especially when:

                             a) this has absolutely nothing to do with alcohol;

                             b) everyone on the bus and on the street can 1oo% see you when you're dressed in a black

                                 winter outfit in the middle of Summer;

                             c) you bruise like a peach.

If only I fell this gracefully.

What a Bank Holiday Weekend of Wisdom.

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