EYE EYE

TODAY I learnt that I have an eye infection; if Florida gave me nothing, it gave me this (and a whole heap of daydream memories I can't shake). So if you've seen me walking around looking like I shrunk my eye and have been crying for three days straight, this is why:

Pipe down Vogue! There's a queue! NOT.

Lets hope that the eye drops I bought today are stronger than their innocent little name suggests, otherwise bye bye normal-looking face.

Tomorrow you will most likely see some images that don't make you want to vom over your dinner, as I collect my Disneyworld photographs!

Until then, here's a koala bear with conjunctivits:

Love

STANLEY

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